A week may be a long time in politics, but it certainly seems to be in quizzing. Last week Animals were trounced by Atletico and were looking doomed to relegation, but this week they met League leaders Crown & Anchor and won comfortably. This means that Allsorts, who saw off the challenge from Rising Sons without too much difficulty, must now be favourites to retain the title. Defeat for a three man Waterloo Sunset by Chester Army means that Waterloo Sunset are now relegated, but the other relegation spot is still open. In the other key relegation struggle Broken Hearts defeated Bread & Roses, so either of these two, or Animals, could yet go down. Bread & Roses will be hoping to make the most of their games in hand, while Broken Hearts must win their last game of the season, away to Atletico, to stay up. In the Division's other game, Telstars, perhaps the most unpredictable team in the League, had a narrow win over Atletico, and are now safe for another season. In the past few weeks they have beaten or drawn with the top three teams, but lost to a 2-man Bread & Roses. No matter how results go next week Atletico will finish in third place. Three joint top scorers for the week, all with 18 points: Fred Filby (Chester Army), David Stainer (Broken Hearts) and Paul Steeples (Animals), the first time this season that the best score of the night has been below 20.
In Division II Barbican completed their schedule with another win, over Uncosy, and are confirmed as Division II Champions. Hogshead Chestnuts could have taken the other promotion slot, but could only draw against TROGs, for whom Andy Frost, with 17 points, had the best score in the Division. Chestnuts need a point from their last game, away to Uncosy, to guarantee promotion. Meanwhile, in the clash between the two teams at the bottom of the League, youth triumphed over experience, as Snail, in the final game of their first League season, beat Jay H Seedy, to leave Jay H Seedy holding the wooden spoon.
League - Division 1 - Fixtures 2003-2004
| Team | P | W | D | L | F | A | Pts |
| Allsorts | 16 | 12 | 1 | 3 | 797 | 662 | 25 |
| Crown & Anchor | 17 | 12 | 1 | 4 | 749 | 713 | 25 |
| Atletico | 17 | 11 | 0 | 6 | 802 | 678 | 22 |
| Chester Army | 17 | 8 | 2 | 7 | 760 | 740 | 18 |
| Rising Sons | 17 | 9 | 0 | 8 | 741 | 741 | 18 |
| Telstars | 17 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 696 | 738 | 15 |
| Animals | 17 | 6 | 1 | 10 | 671 | 740 | 13 |
| Bread & Roses | 15 | 6 | 1 | 8 | 586 | 654 | 13 |
| Broken Hearts | 17 | 6 | 0 | 11 | 703 | 744 | 12 |
| Waterloo Sunset (R) | 16 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 613 | 708 | 5 |
| Broken Hearts David Stainer 18 Sean Carey 14 Olav Bjortomt 11 | 48 - 43 | Bread & Roses John McDonnell 14 Barry Scott 12 Stuart McLachlan 11 |
| Crown & Anchor Roger Bennett 10 Jonathan Creer 10 Peter Jay 10 | 38 - 49 | Animals Paul Steeples 18 David Lea 14 Simon Cearns 10 |
| Rising Sons Mike Billson 14 Roger Mortimore 12 | 43 - 54 | Allsorts Kevin Ashman 17 Gavin Fuller 16 Paul Henderson 11 Ken Emond 10 |
| Telstars Dave Turnbull 15 Howard Pizzey 11 Bob Bunting 10 Bill Stratton 10 | 46 - 44 | Atletico Robert Willer 17 Brian Wright 15 |
| Waterloo Sunset Ray Ward 17 Rob Linham 12 Bob Jones 10 | 39 - 52 | Chester Army Fred Filby 18 Adrian Field 16 Larry Whitehurst 11 |
League - Division 2 - Fixtures 2003-2004
| Team | P | W | D | L | F | A | Pts |
| Barbican (C) | 14 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 684 | 497 | 26 |
| Hogshead Chestnuts | 13 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 555 | 473 | 20 |
| Ovalytes | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 516 | 474 | 18 |
| Rosslyn Park | 13 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 499 | 527 | 12 |
| TROGs | 13 | 5 | 1 | 7 | 481 | 499 | 11 |
| Uncosy | 13 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 438 | 493 | 10 |
| Snail | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 478 | 579 | 6 |
| Jay H Seedy | 13 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 423 | 532 | 3 |
| Barbican Paul Spencer-Thompson 14 Donald Yule 14 Tony Lawrence 10 | 45 - 40 | Uncosy Sunil Rao 16 Peter Ediss 14 |
| Hogshead Chestnuts Tony Allen 13 Mick Lancaster 13 Martin James 10 | 39 - 39 | TROGs Andy Frost 17 Steve Pugsley 15 |
| Snail Neil King 16 Aaron Bell 12 | 43 - 34 | Jay H Seedy Roger Jacobson 12 Bryan Lea 11 |
| Pos | Division 1 | Pts | Avg | W | D | L |
| 1 | Broken Hearts | 41 | 51.00 | 8 | 0 | 2 |
| 2 | Nomads | 36 | 53.44 | 7 | 1 | 1 |
| 3 | Allsorts | 33 | 51.90 | 7 | 0 | 3 |
| 4 | Atletico | 28 | 48.67 | 5 | 0 | 4 |
| 5 | Old Itonians | 25 | 46.80 | 5 | 1 | 4 |
| 6 | Waterloo Sunset | 16 | 43.20 | 3 | 0 | 7 |
| 7 | Pineapple | 16 | 42.20 | 3 | 0 | 7 |
| 8 | Barb | 15 | 41.50 | 3 | 0 | 7 |
| 9 | Gray Monks | 8 | 39.30 | 2 | 0 | 8 |
| Pos | Division 2 | Pts | Avg | W | D | L |
| 1 | Pericardium | 41 | 53.80 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
| 2 | Belly | 34 | 43.67 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
| 3 | Ovalytes | 29 | 40.70 | 7 | 0 | 3 |
| 4 | Rosslyn Park | 28 | 41.30 | 6 | 0 | 4 |
| 5 | Telstars | 21 | 40.40 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
| 6 | Mealy Bugs | 18 | 37.90 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
| 7 | Accrington Cylindricals | 15 | 36.60 | 3 | 0 | 7 |
| 8 | Wharfside | 9 | 26.60 | 2 | 0 | 8 |
| 9 | London Scottish | 3 | 31.67 | 0 | 0 | 9 |