In Division I, Nomads opened their season with a strong team performance in winning against a three man Aldersgate. Allsorts fielded 3 former Mastermind Champions (Kevin Ashman, Gavin Fuller and Chris Hughes), surely a first for any Quiz League, for the repeat of last season's Cup Final against old rivals Atletico. After 6 rounds Allsorts seemed to be cruising to victory, but a dramatic turn round over the last two rounds saw Atletico claim a very satisfying win. Last season's Champions Broken Hearts took on last season's Division II champions Barb. After a close first half, with Barb briefly in front, Broken Hearts took a decisive lead in rounds 5 & 6 to take the match. Old Itonians drew steadily away from Telstars, and held an unassailable lead going into the final round. With a strong sense of déjà vu I record that Kevin Ashman was the Division's top scorer, his 21 points for Allsorts including a full house.
In Division II, Belly gradually pulled away from Rosslyn Park to open their season with a comfortable win. The relegated and re-named Gray Monks hosted Pineapple, who with former Rising Son Martin Smith now on board, built on last season's experience to take the victory in a close game. However the closest game of the night was in Richmond, where London Scottish recovered from a disastrous first round against Accrington Cylindricals to take the lead early in the second half, then had to rally again in the last round to claim a draw. In the week's final game, Waterloo Sunset, inspired by a 24 point performance by Quentin Holt, proved too strong for the Ovalytes. Quentin's score was the League's best of the night.
Week 1 - 25 September 2007
League - Division 1 - Fixtures 2007-2008
| Team | P | W | D | L | F | A | +/- | Pts |
| Nomads | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 51 | 31 | 20 | 2 |
| Broken Hearts | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 47 | 35 | 12 | 2 |
| Old Itonians | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 33 | 11 | 2 |
| Atletico | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 51 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
| Allsorts | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 43 | 51 | -8 | 0 |
| Telstars | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 33 | 44 | -11 | 0 |
| Barb | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 47 | -12 | 0 |
| Aldersgate | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 31 | 51 | -20 | 0 |
| Aldersgate Rudy Noriega 17 | 31 - 51 | Nomads Roger Bennett 18 Andrew Frazer 17 Richard Jones 10 |
| Allsorts Kevin Ashman 21* Gavin Fuller 14 | 43 - 51 | Atletico Robert Willer 19 William De Ath 13 Brian Wright 10 |
| Broken Hearts Jesse Honey 18 Olav Bjortomt 15 | 47 - 35 | Barb Donald Yule 11 Roger Robinson 10 Jane Teather 10 |
| Old Itonians Fred Filby 13 John Grant 12 Adrian Field 11 | 44 - 33 | Telstars William Barrett 11 Howard Pizzey 10 Bill Stratton 10 |
League - Division 2 - Fixtures 2007-2008
| Team | P | W | D | L | F | A | +/- | Pts |
| Waterloo Sunset | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 49 | 33 | 16 | 2 |
| Belly | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 43 | 29 | 14 | 2 |
| Pineapple | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 37 | 5 | 2 |
| Accrington Cylindricals | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 1 |
| London Scottish | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 1 |
| Gray Monks | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 37 | 42 | -5 | 0 |
| Rosslyn Park | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 29 | 43 | -14 | 0 |
| Ovalytes | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 33 | 49 | -16 | 0 |
| Belly Roger Barnes 16 Mick Lancaster 14 | 43 - 29 | Rosslyn Park |
| Gray Monks Peter Ediss 19 | 37 - 42 | Pineapple Dom Tait 13 Martin Smith 12 Holly Pattenden 10 |
| London Scottish Alastair McLaggan 12 Jack Knox 10 | 33 - 33 | Accrington Cylindricals Roger Jacobson 13 |
| Ovalytes Tony Sherwood 16 Patrick Hurley 11 | 33 - 49 | Waterloo Sunset Quentin Holt 24 Ray Ward 10 |
* Full house on own questions
| Pos | Division 1 | Pts | Avg | W | D | L |
| 1 | Nomads | 25 | 54.50 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 2 | Broken Hearts | 24 | 49.17 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 3 | Atletico | 23 | 49.50 | 4 | 0 | 2 |
| 4 | Waterloo Sunset | 16 | 45.57 | 3 | 0 | 4 |
| 5 | Allsorts | 14 | 49.67 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| 6 | Old Itonians | 14 | 43.67 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| 7 | Barb | 10 | 41.71 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
| 8 | Pineapple | 10 | 40.83 | 2 | 0 | 4 |
| 9 | Gray Monks | 4 | 39.83 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| Pos | Division 2 | Pts | Avg | W | D | L |
| 1 | Pericardium | 27 | 55.33 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Belly | 21 | 42.00 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 3 | Ovalytes | 21 | 41.67 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 4 | Rosslyn Park | 19 | 42.83 | 4 | 0 | 2 |
| 5 | Accrington Cylindricals | 15 | 37.14 | 3 | 0 | 4 |
| 6 | Telstars | 14 | 41.33 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| 7 | Mealy Bugs | 8 | 36.50 | 2 | 0 | 4 |
| 8 | London Scottish | 3 | 34.33 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| 9 | Wharfside | 1 | 23.71 | 0 | 0 | 7 |