formerly Uncosy
Ediss and Jones, decided to enter a team in the 2001-2002 season, alongside newcomers who became regulars Dagley and Sparkes. They ended the first season at the foot of the table, but with the Supporters' Plate and wins against Rosslyn Park and Maximum Break. Despatched in the first round of the cup by Clangers (a team including most of UCL's 2002-2003 University Challenge team), the team returned again to the Calthorpe Arms in 2002 and stayed in the second division until promotion as division champions in 2005-2006. The venue, managed by Adrian is one of the best in the league and the team thank him kindly for providing it. For the 2007-2008 season, the team became known as The Gray Monks.
A newcomer to the side for the 2005-2006 season, he played in every game apart from the first week and was consequently only on a losing side only three times in the 17 matches that season. Best subjects include politics, pop music and murderers, regularly made sure that Will did't get the all-important double figures in the first season, he now specialises in knowing the answer to the opposite player's question. Scorred a full-house in a friendly.
The team's lover of lists and easily its best player, Ediss isn't really into classical music, but has an amazing ability to correctly answer quiz questions on the subject. Famous for his facial expressions when trying to dig out an answer, and for his occasional weakness on cricket questions - one of his favourite subjects. Frustratingly, the first game he missed was the team's first win. Disappointed if his score doesn't begin with a 2 or better for all the right reasons in a friendly, he once made 37 individual points in a game, and in another made 8 individual points out of the possible 9 in a single round.
Answered the team's first competitive question badly, but hopes to have made up for it since. Not prone to having areas of extreme specialism, but enjoys questions on flags, Fawlty Towers, Dad's Army and Geography. Has answered crucial last questions to turn defeat into victory on a couple of occasions, the most memorable example being the Airedale terrier.
One of three Uncosy players to have appeared on University Challenge (the others being James Webb and Richard Hutchinson), Sunil expressed an interest in QLL-ing when the team was short of players and has been a regular ever since. Being useful on Bollywood, Asian stuff, science, cricket, anything that isn't peculiarly British and a few things that are make Sunil a good team player.
Resident backchatter and score-master at home matches, will say anything to anyone and particularly funny in doing so. The best time-keeper in the league. Status as guru of sport knowledge confirmed when a debate between Peter Ediss and Lisa Nosworthy on "who knows more about football, Ian or Matt (Lisa's Boyfriend)" was swiftly ended by Peter with the line: "Ian knows attendances".
Unmatched on current sport knowledge (and that's saying something), the team's regular reader for home matches and as a result, a frequent participant in friendlies. Thankfully for his sanity he hasn't got too involved in learning the quiz syllabus, but he's not afraid to put the big fist out when not knowing the answer if it means the team can psyche out the opposition.
Golf and Horse racing expert who is often able to pluck some very good answers. An integral member of the team, unlike the other members Dagley has not appeared (and disgraced himself) on Fifteen to One. A tenacious competitor, who never knows when he's beaten, neil's confidence has sometimes got the better of him when going for some risky answers.
Accountant who has played a few times, Gareth is particularly good on wrestling questions and has a good natural feel for the game. Present for a win over TROGs that was played nearby to the team's venue when it was being used by Telstars who also play at the Calthorpe Arms.
Former War Studies student at KCL, Grant's favourite war is that of Jenkins' Ear. His knowledge is frequently described as ridiculously specialist, and his favourite subjects include Doctor Who and Polish Trade Union Leaders.
An occasional player since the team began, Phil likes to quiz and often plays in the friendlies where once, with Grant they acted as one player being referred to as 'The Mitchell Brothers' - don't mess with them.
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Geology specialist and trivial pursuit player, Dave has attended the finals night and likes to quiz.
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Occasional player and regular question-master in the team's first season. A physics graduate from University College London, with a first, Ross an unhealthy knowledge of Formula One, Planes and Popular culture. The owner of 44 UCAS points and a large array of nicknames, some of which are: Reynaldo, Ronnie, Gibb, Otis, Regis and Reading. The best left-hander at indoor cricket, Ross has on many occasions, like Michael Atherton been: "good enough to get an edge."
Film and Science are two of his better subjects, and Steve's production of a monster of a score when seated at number one for the team's first win led to the nickname Billy Batson (Captain Marvel). Famous for the big-fist, don't mention those Irish Greyhounds.
Not to be confused with the samurai sword attacker of a similar name, 'BIG' and 'Cutty Sark' were two of the key answers in the games where Eden has played. Helping out in emergencies, Eden has been essential in enabling the team to consistently field four players.
Friend of Steve's who has a 100% record in QLL games, his only appearance coming in the team's first win over Rosslyn Park.
Yet another sport expert who got 12 points in his first game for the side. Knows his capitals and Kings and Queens. A big fan of Belgian pop music, he once captained Leeds on University Challenge.
| Division 1 | Pts | Avg | W | D | L | |
| 1 | Allsorts | 4 | 50.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Old Itonians | 4 | 44.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | Broken Hearts | 4 | 43.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Atletico | 4 | 42.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Barb | 0 | 38.00 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 6 | Pineapple | 0 | 38.00 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 7 | Gray Monks | 0 | 33.00 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 8 | Waterloo Sunset | 0 | 28.00 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 9 | Nomads | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Division 2 | Pts | Avg | W | D | L | |
| 1 | Pericardium | 4 | 51.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Ovalytes | 4 | 47.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | Rosslyn Park | 4 | 42.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Belly | 4 | 40.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Telstars | 0 | 33.00 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 6 | Mealy Bugs | 0 | 27.00 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 7 | Accrington Cylindricals | 0 | 16.00 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 8 | Wharfside | 0 | 16.00 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 9 | London Scottish | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 |